The Cannes Film Festival has begun, and our celebration wraps up.
Here is Kevin Kline probably saying ‘ehhhhh’ at the 1997 festival.

The Cannes Film Festival has begun, and our celebration wraps up.

Here is Kevin Kline probably saying ‘ehhhhh’ at the 1997 festival.

Can’t resist this bonus photograph of the Primary Colors Cannes premiere. Travolta is just so fey and silly.

Can’t resist this bonus photograph of the Primary Colors Cannes premiere. Travolta is just so fey and silly.

Cannes regulars John Travolta and Emma Thompson at the premiere of Primary Colors at the 1998 Cannes Film Festival.

Cannes regulars John Travolta and Emma Thompson at the premiere of Primary Colors at the 1998 Cannes Film Festival.

A smug and possibly drunk Kiefer Sutherland at the premiere of Dark City at the 1998 Cannes Film Festival.

A smug and possibly drunk Kiefer Sutherland at the premiere of Dark City at the 1998 Cannes Film Festival.

Eternal beauty Dominique Swain at the 1998 Cannes Film Festival.

Eternal beauty Dominique Swain at the 1998 Cannes Film Festival.

Everybody’s least favorite Italian jackass Roberto Benigni doing his irritating schtick at the 1998 Cannes Film Festival.

Everybody’s least favorite Italian jackass Roberto Benigni doing his irritating schtick at the 1998 Cannes Film Festival.

It is Armageddon at Cannes. No, not actual Armageddon brought on by a lady as lovely as Gillian Anderson wearing a turtleneck and horrible blazer she probably stole from Scully’s wardrobe closet. It is actually a screening of the 1998 Michael Bay film (which very much played at the Cannes Film Festival).

It is Armageddon at Cannes. No, not actual Armageddon brought on by a lady as lovely as Gillian Anderson wearing a turtleneck and horrible blazer she probably stole from Scully’s wardrobe closet. It is actually a screening of the 1998 Michael Bay film (which very much played at the Cannes Film Festival).

Toni Colette in costume as a sweaty, greasy golden awards statue at the 1998 Cannes Film Festival.

Toni Colette in costume as a sweaty, greasy golden awards statue at the 1998 Cannes Film Festival.

Angie Everhart bringing some much needed genie in a bottle fetishism to Cannes in 1997.

Angie Everhart bringing some much needed genie in a bottle fetishism to Cannes in 1997.

We hope you enjoyed these two days of Cannes Bromance. To say farewell, we cordially invite you to join us at the wedding of Mr. Quentin Tarantino and Mr. John Travolta (shown at the 1994 Cannes Film Festival).

We hope you enjoyed these two days of Cannes Bromance. To say farewell, we cordially invite you to join us at the wedding of Mr. Quentin Tarantino and Mr. John Travolta (shown at the 1994 Cannes Film Festival).